createordestroy:

There was a little boy and a paedophile walking into a very dark and very scary forest.

It was getting later and later and darker and darker and the little boy is getting really frightened.

He turns to the paedophile and says “hey Mr, it’s getting really scary in here, can we go back?”

And the paedophile says, “you think you’re scared? I have to walk out of here alone!”

Reblog for the lolz

I want to play games but I can’t be antisocial and play them in my room but if I play them now on the couch then the kids will all come and watch and judge and omg leave me alone.